Events Feb. 14 - Feb. 20
Events FEb. 14 – Feb. 20 Tuesday (12:00 p.m. – 1:00 p.m.) An excess of needles in the haystack? The hunt for new physics at ATLAS — 26-414 (5:30 p.m. – 7:00 p.m.) What is Massachusetts Doing to Address Climate Change: From the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative to the Global Warming Solutions Act — 4-145 Wednesday (12:00 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.) Triple Agent: Lessons from the CIA’s Disaster at Khost, Afghanistan — E40-496 (5:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m.) Civic Media Session: “What’s Your Information Diet?” — E14 6th floor Thursday (5:00 p.m. – 6:00 p.m.) HSA Speaker Series:“Coming to a city near you? Economic Crisis and Social Unrest in Greece and Europe” talk by Professor Kalyvas — 4-231 (7:30 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.) Athlete Ally, LGBTQ event presented by Hudson Taylor — Rockwell Cage Main Court Friday (6:30 p.m.) LSC shows The Tree of Life — 26-100 (7:30 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.) Tapas served by Spain@MIT — NW35 Saturday (8:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.) Radius: Edward Cohen 20th Memorial Concert — 14W-111 Sunday (12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.) Salsa/Rueda Dance Workshop — W20-202 (3:00 p.m. – 5:30 p.m.) Olympics Uber Alles: A Play by Samuel J. Bernstein and Marguerite Krupp — W16-035 Monday (7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.) Anime showing of Bodacious Space Pirates — 2-105 Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
Fall in love with fitness at MIT
Everyone at MIT has a unique fitness story. Some of us are varsity athletes or gym rats, who somehow manage to pack 12 to 20 hours a week of sports into our already bursting schedules. Others gave up on exercise long ago due to the demands of classes and research. Some of us lie somewhere in between: former athletes who’ve fallen out of condition, those who want to work out, but don’t know how or don’t seem to be very good at it. Some of us love running; some of us hate it. Some of us are too self-conscious to try. One thing each of us has in common is a desire to be healthier. Even top athletes aspire to greater heights. Unfortunately, whether you’re a novice or a pro, at a place like MIT, sometimes these goals can seem impossible to achieve.
Valentine’s Day isn’t the only day for love
Ciao Amore! Today is Valentine’s Day, the most [enter your adoring or snide comment here] day of the year. Maybe you’ve already heard those public serenades isolating someone’s sweetheart in an awkward, yet adorable, way. Or perhaps you’ve avoided such encounters like the plague? Either way, it is Valentine’s Day and here are some things one can do. But first, humor me and read about my “beef” with this holiday.
The first semester of Maseeh Hall
This summer, while filling out the housing lottery, I’ll admit that I was apprehensive about moving into the newest dormitory on campus. What would it be like? How would I even know if I would like living there? Questions like these raced through my mind, until I realized that my peers and I could seize this opportunity and have an impact on a new MIT community. We could pioneer original traditions, develop the culture, and leave a mark on the dorm. When Maseeh Hall opened in August 2011, a group of 462 diverse residents moved in, and the dorm took off from there.
Events Feb. 07 - Feb. 13
Events feb. 07 – feb. 11 Tuesday (6:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.) Daylight Simulation in Design — 7-431 (The Long Lounge) Wednesday (9:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.) Spacewar! Turns 50: MIT Celebrates Its Earliest Computer Game — Outside 32-123 (4:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.) How the Ionosphere of Mars Works — 54-915 Friday (12:00 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.) The Darwin-Lincoln Birthday Forum: A discussion of Darwin, Lincoln and the struggle for human equality — Killian Hall (2:00 p.m. – 3:00 p.m.) Taking Inventory of the Universe: Exploring the Mystery of Dark Matter with the MiniCLEAN Experiment — 26-414 (Kolker Room) Saturday (9:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.) TechTalks 2012: A series of short lectures by prominent figures in the tech industry — 10-250 Monday (12:00 p.m. – 1:00 p.m.) Music Author Book Release: Seeking the Infinite by Dr. Frederick Harris — 14E-109 (Lewis Music Library) (8:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.) Vicky Chow, Bang on a Can All-Stars pianist Cage Recital — Killian Hall Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
Dr. Grammarphile
“You’re dog was tracking mud all through there house. I was literally so embarrassed that I thought I’d die!”
Events Feb. 1 - Feb. 6
Events feb. 01 – feb. 04 Wednesday (12:30 – 1:30 p.m.) Class of 2015: Get to Know Your Faculty — 4-145 (1:30 – 2:30 p.m.) Gravitational Lensing is Fantastic!: A lecture about gravitational lensing and its applications in astrophysics — 6-120 Thursday (12:00 – 1:30 p.m.) Class of 2014 and 2015 Alumni Class Connections Luncheon: Meet MIT alumni for a talk about careers and how MIT shaped their lives — Mezzanine Lounge (W-20) Friday (5:00 – 8:00 p.m.) Maslab Final Competition: come see robots smash walls, hurl balls, and compete for glory! — 26-100 (8:00 – 9:00 p.m.) Roadkill Buffet Improv Comedy Show — 6-120 Monday (9:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.) MIT Techfair 2012: MIT’s biggest student-run tech expo — Rockwell Cage Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
Pickup lines? Try meaningful conversation
Hello lovely readers of The Tech! This week I’m going to tell you about how to get to know someone better whom you find romantically interesting. This article is advice for someone interested in a potential relationship, so if you want tips on one-night stands or random hook-ups, you might want to look elsewhere.
Events Jan 25 - Jan 31
Events jan. 25 – jan. 31 Wednesday (12:00 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.) The Feynman Films: Symmetry in Physical Law — 6-120 (12:30 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.) The Class of 2015 – Tips for a Successful Sophomore Year Experience — 4-159 Thursday (2:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.) The Office of Minority Education and UROP host the UROP Expo — Kresge Lobby (7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.) Roadkill Buffet’s IAP Improv Comedy Workshop — 5-217 Friday (8:00 a.m. – 3:30 p.m.) Council on Staff Diversity & Inclusion, Committee on Race and Diversity present the Institute Diversity Summit 2012 — 10-250 (2:00 p.m. –4:00 p.m.) LIFE AFTER MIT: Taking the next step in academic science, advice on obtaining grants — 68-181 Saturday (12:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.) Fixit Clinic XVIII: Fix your broken stuff or learn more about it by disassembling it — 4-409 Sunday (4:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.) Techiya Social Singing, MIT’s Jewish/Hebrew/Israeli a cappella group! — Lobby 10 Monday (3:30 p.m. – 4:30 p.m.) How to Find a UROP: Learn about UROP and how to find a UROP project that is the right fit — 4-145 (12:00 p.m. – 1:00 p.m.) Tech’s Top Teachers Talk Turkey: a session with some of MIT’s best teachers about how to teach well — 4-163 (4:40 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.) MITHENGE (Infinite Sunset); don’t block the corridor — 3rd floor Infinite Corridor Building 8 end Tuesday (10:00 a.m. – 11:30 a.m.) Response and Revision: Helping Students Develop their Ideas in Writing — 12-134 (3:30 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.) IAP Math Music Recital: the math department’s annual music recital — Killian Hall Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
MIND AND HEALTH Relax your mind and focus
Meditation is a captivating but elusive practice, made famous for its benefits but frustrating for its intangibleness. Some describe it as not thinking about anything, but, then, what happens if you do think about something? If you admonished yourself every time a-triple-chocolate-chip-cookie craving came to mind, you’d soon grow exhausted. Others say a meditative frame of mind bids you to take the opposite approach, by making absolutely no effort to control the mind’s thoughts. For still others, meditation is intent focus on the present moment, for example, feeling the coolness of the air, and the dry crush of fallen leaves underneath one’s feet.
NERDY WITH A CHANCE OF RANDOM Letting the stream of life flow unimpeded
This past year, I turned twenty.
ASK CHACHA Does your recruiter “like” your status?
Hello students of MIT! Let me introduce The Tech’s new advice column, written by yours truly, Chacha. In the future, I’d love to respond to your requests, so go ahead and email your questions (about anything!) to askchacha@the-tech.mit.edu. As for now, here is my advice on how clean your social network should be for potential employers.
Events Jan 18 - Jan 24
Events Jan. 18 – Jan. 24 wednesday (5:30 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.) Bang Your Head! - Heavy Metal 101 — 14N-217 (7:30 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.) Investigating Sherlock Holmes — 32-141 Thursday (12:00 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.) The Annual Hummus Taste-Off — 10-105 (6:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.) Public Art at MIT — Bartos Theatre friday (11:00 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.) Dear Diary – Before There Were Blogs presented by MIT Archives — 14N-118 (6:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.) Hacker Movies: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Cowboy Bebop’s “Jamming with Edward”— E15-344 saturday (2:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.) Association of Taiwanese Students Cooking Workshop — McCormick Dining (7:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.) Showing of De battre mon cœur s’est arrêté (The Beat That My Heart Skipped) — 6-120 sunday (9:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.) 16th MIT European Career Fair — Johnson Athletics Center monday (1:00 p.m. – 2:30 p.m.) The Great Recession in Historical Perspective — E51-335 (5:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m.) The Internet Shouldn’t Work: Networking 101 — 4-237 tuesday (2:00 p.m. – 3:00 p.m.) Dark Energy: The Greatest Mystery in the Universe — 37-252 (7:00 p.m. – 8:30 p.m.) Screening of Shouting in the Dark — 56-114 Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
Events Jan 11 - Jan 17
Events Jan. 11 – Jan. 17 Wednesday (4:30 p.m. – 5:30 p.m.) Noam Chomsky on the Arab Spring and the future of the Middle East — NW86-120 (6:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m.) Harbison, Zinman, Murrihy, Symposium on Harbison’s Symphony No. 6 — Kresge Auditorium Thursday (11:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.) The Current State of Health Care Reform in the US presented by Jonathan Gruber — E51-395 (6:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.) Islam 101 — 1-277 Friday (6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.) Film screening of Bringing King to China — 66-110 (8:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.) FiLmprov: Film and Musical Improvisation Event — 14W-111 Saturday (9:30 a.m. – 10:45 a.m.) Free figure skating and ice dance classes — Johnson Ice Rink Sunday (2:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.) Snow Quidditch — Briggs Field Monday (4:00 p.m. – 5:30 p.m.) Drag Workshop: Drag 101 — Kresge Rehearsal Room B (6:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.) Hacker Movies: The Wunderkids — E15-344 Tuesday (1:30 p.m. – 3:00 p.m.) How to Feel As Bright and Capable As Everyone Seems to Think You Are presented by Valerie Young — 34-101 (2:30 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.) Why Nations Fail: The Origins of Poverty and Prosperity — E51-335 Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
Taking Steve Jobs off the GOATS list
I came up with the GOATs (Greatest of All Times) list decision-making process during my sophomore year at MIT. It quickly became my go-to guide for making tough life decisions. In the beginning, there were only three GOATs. Lady Gaga and Eminem were tier one, and Charlie Sheen was tier two. The GOATs process involved complex Bayesian analysis, but the basics of it were this: whenever I couldn’t decide what to do, I would ask myself, “What would Lady Gaga and Eminem do in this situation?” If they would do the same thing, I went with that. If there was no clear consensus, Charlie Sheen was the tiebreaker.
Editor's Note
Starting this issue, we will be running Newsday crossword puzzles from Creators Syndicate.
WELCOME 2012: New year, new look
Out with the old, in with the new; that’s what New Years is for. Having learned from the mistakes of the past, a new year is time for a new beginning. As a sophomore looking back at 2011, I noticed that my freshman enthusiasm had crashed into the reality of classes, p-sets, and the need to find a career lucrative enough to pay off my college debts. I holed myself in my room, without going to the student theater shows and lectures I had formerly enjoyed. Worse still, my increasing workload led to a stagnant routine: a while-loop of note-taking, studying, and sweating over exams. Surely there was more to college life than this. I was supposed to become a well-rounded adult, not a workaholic.
IN YOUR COMMUNITY Meet Professor Robert Langer
“When I first came here, after a year or two, a lot of people told me I should leave. They said I was never going to even get promoted past assistant professor. A lot of people in the scientific community didn’t believe in the science I was doing; they thought it was wrong. And so I got my first nine grants turned down,” recounted Professor Robert S. Langer ScD ’74.
Events: Dec. 13 - Dec. 15
Events Dec. 13 – Dec. 15 Tuesday (9:00 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.) MIT Student Art Association Ceramics Sale — Lobby 10 (12:00 p.m. – 1:00 p.m.) Large Hadron Collider Higgs Jamboree seminar, status revealed on the research of the Higgs Boson particle — 32-123 Wednesday (5:30 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.) Defeating Alzheimer’s: The science and business of solving neurodegenerative disease — 32-123 (8:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.) Roadkill Buffet Free Comedy Show — 6-120 Thursday (2:00 p.m. – 3:30 p.m.) Cookies with Canines Study Break, take a study break and de-stress with a dog — Hayden and Barker libraries (6:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.) I “Heart” Neutrinos: A Film Screening by Jennifer West — E15 (Bartos Theatre) Send your campus events to events@tech.mit.edu.
RANDOM NEURONAL FIRINGS 16 shots of coffee
As MIT students, who’s a better friend than coffee? When the aroma of freshly brewed coffee from Bosworth’s Cafe in Lobby 7 stimulates my olfactory neurons, I often get the urge to know more about coffee’s origin. Here are 16 fun facts about coffee: