Boy: What’s your shirt say? “OK Go”? What’s that? Girl: Umm, it’s the name of a band. Boy: Oh, so it doesn’t mean you’re easy.
Anonymous: I think the dining plan is like marriage. At first you love it, then you hate it.
MIT fraternity member: So where do you go to school? Girl: BU. Girl: Whoops, I mean Simmons.
Anonymous (in Athena cluster): Why can’t we just talk about our feelings?
Female non-MIT affiliate: Go Beavers! Oh wow, that really is an unfortunate mascot. MIT student: That’s why we say, “Go Engineers …”
Girl 1: What? Girl 2: Oh, I was just talking to my p-set.
Compiled by Carine Moezinia
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