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Grey Sarmiento
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PNR tssk tssk: Given the due dates of my assignments, the ratio of time I waste versus work is still a statically indeterminate problem.
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PNR The Banana Lounge Effect: i was just passing by
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PNR The Ergonomic 3000: course 6-2s am i right
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PNR Trello: pseudo productivity aka planning procrastination aka pacifying pacesetting aka paradoxical preparation aka p
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PNR Infinite: Zeno's paradox actually comes from Zeno's lived experience of trying to get past waves of lost frosh gaggling about in the Parthenon
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PNR Tim In Space: Welcome to campus!
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PNR sudo pip install: a villain origin story if ever i saw one
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PNR Switch: The world works in mysterious ways.
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PNR Phantom of the Dorm Hall: Is The Milk our version of the Chandelier?
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PNR Toddlers vs. Tech Students: Tell me you've been terrorized by 042 without telling me you've been terrorized by 042...
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PNR Interlude: “You and I and George” (the worldwide sensation) was first performed by Rowlf on the Muppet Show.
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PNR: To the Sharks. idk why but EOM emails are so funny to me
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PNR: Supplement. Procrast-- I mean, Penrose tiling
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Welcome prefrosh!
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Well Rounded: What do you mean, I'm in the Centrohexaindane Appreciation Society because benzene rings are near and dear to me >:(
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PNR: Wellness Break
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PNR: Ideal System
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