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Proximity and mag stripe card readers across campus have been malfunctioning since yesterday. The security office declined to comment until this “morning at the earliest.”
A Haiti Relief Diversity Dinner is tomorrow at 5:30 p.m. in Walker Memorial’s Morss Hall. Although the dinner is free, donations are highly encouraged, and all proceeds will go towards Haiti Relief Efforts.
The Class of 2012 Ring Premiere is this Friday at 8 p.m. in Kresge Auditorium. 2012s, come early to ensure you get as much free stuff as possible — doors open at 7:30 p.m..