The Year in Movies
Tasty Haikus from Charles Lin
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Never did they think
Daniel Radcliffe would top out
at just five-foot-six
Moon
Dear Mr. Moon Man
Are you insane or a clone?
Kevin Spacey knows
Up in the Air
Best film of the year
captures recession zeitgeist
through product placement
Star Trek
Anyone notice
they killed the hot green alien?
Who will Kirk bone now?
Avatar
Take Pocahontas
Give natives pointy blue tails
out comes Avatar
Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen
Plot Holes? No worries!
Megan Fox didn’t notice,
not that she can read
G.I. Joe
It’s plastic acting
from real life action figures
oh the irony
Inglorious Basterds
Tarantino serves
Jewish fan fic to us like
a bat to the head
District 9
Funny accent guy
gets alien splooge to the face.
Fook that man, fook that.
(500) Days of Summer
Movie demonstrates
all the bad things that come from
too much Morrissey
The Hangover
Not once in the film
did they explain why there were
chickens in the room