Institute Wisdom Watch

By The Tech Editorial Board Greenblatt and Hockfield on NW35: Nice try. — thumbs down

Harvard President: Well, at least they picked a woman. — thumbs down

Sudan Divestment Inactivity: Apparently genocide can wait until March. — thumbs down

Subway: We’re still waiting for Jared. — thumbs down

Boston Terrorrized by LEDs: Guess it’s time to start profiling cartoon characters. — thumbs down

Freshmen, Welcome to Grades: Welcome to Hell. — thumbs down

MIT vs. Caltech Blood Battle: Give until you drop. — thumbs up